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THE FRESHEST FRESHNESS ON THE RAP SCENE is actually a 16 year old Jakartan kid with a fanny pack, and this Chigga ain't no joke. This self-made, straight-up motha fuckin gangsta is no less than a self-taught English speaking high schooler turned YouTube phenom, who has yet to stomp on American soil. Sit down and brace yourself with a fucking neck brace, for the head-bobbing, head-beating flow of the Indonesian sickness, Rich Chigga is fucking forrrrrrrealz.

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THIS LITTLE WITCH IS THE HOTTEST GIRL TO EVER CURSE THE INTERNET

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Dear insta-hos, it's time to give up.  Enjoy your free samples of teatox detox, sugar hair bear bullshit, while you can.  You may as well be promoting smoking crack rocks on an episode of cops in South Florida... because, Kailin Juju, is the realest heat in Miami.  The crowned goddess of the social media intergalactic spiderwebs, she has the insta-hotness that will make a whole generation insecure. This is what dreams are made of.  One last plea, to all you wannabe Instagram models, throw out your phony-ness with your phone light, and save the social media planet from your embarrassment.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS VS. BLACK HOLES: 

A CRITICAL COMPARISON OF KIM K'S ASS AND THE GRAVITATIONAL MASS OF BLACK HOLES

APPLIED TO EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF GENERAL RELATIVITY

 

We all know that Kim Kardashian likes black dick.  Let me rephrase...  Loves.  Worships.  Treasures to infinity and beyond.  Kim K is unquestionably and unequivocally guilty of racial profiling for dicks, big black dicks.  She loooooves the black dick, the same way I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Infatuation, obsession and addiction.  Any time, all the time.  It makes me feel good.  I like it in my mouth.  In my throat.  In my belly.  Inside.

 

Inside.  Deep, deep inside.  Inside all the way, until it disappears.  The event horizon of Kim K's gigantic ass for black dicks is the asshole that lies inside.  This is the singularity we know hides behind Gargantua.

 

Let's examine.  Quite clearly, and unapologetically, she is with perhaps the biggest black dick of the 21st century, with maybe the exception of Liberian War Lord, Charles Taylor.  This is a black dick so big, he televised the torture of the leader he overthrew, chopping off his limbs and masquerading him around in a wheelbarrow, forcing him to eat his own ears.  If Charles Taylor were in Los Angeles, she would be all over that black dick.  This is a qualitative measure for the equivalent of how much Kim K loves black dick.  A lot.

 

Now, let's consider the opposing, or attracting object.  The relative gravitational force of a black man to Kim K's ass is as powerful a fascination and representative of the truly stereotyped idolatry associated with the great golden ass plastered by the check stand at Whole Foods, while my 4 year old is picking an organic apple from the Kid's Club basket.

 

Let us now further that representation, by stating that the attractive force of the black man's unparalleled magnetism to that ass with mass so great, is beholden to the critical core that lies beyond that which we can see.  What is it that lies deep in the abyss of that giant Armenian turkey?

 

In similar example and similarly related to the figurative representation of the male phallice with the word "dick," we also must appreciate the assumption that the black dick is the chosen ambassador in relation to the representative asshole of the Armenian community.  Kanye in 2020 is after all, a well-positioned black dick for such foreign policy with the international-American community, and a budding example of race relations within the tabloid representation of the main stream news love affair with social media and pornography propagandized and redefined as pop culture.

 

A broad association of relativity is to suggest that we are all connected, everything is relative to the relationship between one another.  The KKK's of the Kardashian's Kylie, Kim, Khloe koochies with permanent garage storage for black basketball dicks and black rap dicks is a figurative indication of the Ku Kux Klan's love misplaced with hatred, expressed as overwhelming infatuation with the black community.  We'll save the redneck loves black dick astrology lesson for next time.  So, what have we proved.  Kardashian's asses and Black Dicks belong together.  If Jerry Maguire was a Kardashian spinoff, it would have that fat ass and a big black dick in an elevator saying "you complete me" in sign language.

 

PART 1 OF A SERIES.  TO BE CONTINUED.

 

To this point, this postulate has thus established the direct correlation between the

Gravitational Force of Kim Kardashian's Ass and the Attractive Force of Black Dick.

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