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While a volunteer for Delaware State Police D.U.I. Training,
Roberto blew a .25 BAC. On the ride back home, when he and Big
Daddy G
passed out in the back seat, the man in blue made a stop at a local police
department. Suaver then proceeded to get on the CB radio and tell all the
piggies: "The Old Suave is back, don't fuck with the Old Suave!" As
you may have figured, this wasn't common practice on the police radio. To
make sure all the coppers were alright, they had to do a 'roll call' with
their status and positions. Unfortunately, Team Suave wasn't asked back the
following year.
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Roberto Ties the Knot, Everyone Gets Wasted!
No need to sneak booze this time. Open bar??? Fo shizzle ma
nizzle!! God damn did we get fucked up!
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Rob shows his feminine side for Halloween
And damn.... did Roberta make one fine-ass chica! Tig 'ol bitties
and an ass that wouldn't quit! Suave got all banged up and tried to pay him
20 bucks for some action. Luckily, Roberto didn't need the money too bad
and they joked over beers instead of blow jobs!
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"Leave me alone Suave, I'm comfortable..."
To celebrate initiation, Roberto headed down to The
Stone Balloon for 25 cent drafts. The bartenders' had never seen
anyone pass out standing upright against the stall, until now! Later,
Suave arrived on the crime scene to find Roberto passed out execution style!
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Oh Man! Uh, I mean woman! Oh Man!
No caption can accurately describe these post- bar crawl fotos.
Perhaps because we were all blacked out at the time. In fact, the
pictures were a complete surprise and remain a mystery to this day.
Rumor has it that Roberto's ass was a little sore the next day!
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Getting wasted at West Point - Army Football
Have you ever seen the chicks at an Army football game? Talk about
smacked up! In order to watch these games, you gotta get polluted!
For Suave, that's just a reason. For Scotty, it's an excuse. As
for Roberto, that poor guy just loves Army football.
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Suavalicious World Tour
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Vegas Baby,
Vegas!!!
High-Rollin all over Sin City. Take a journey on this wild
Vegas ride!
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