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Rottzi

Vital Stats...

College: West Chester
Fraterninty: Zeta Beta Tau
TV: Hitachi 43" HDTV Ultrascan
Hero: Craig Kilborn
Hood: Philadelphia

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Stripclub: Delilah's Den, Philly
Casino: Bally's
Team: Philadelphia Eagles
Beer: Yuengling
Drink: Grape Soda

 

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Sup all you suckaz?  CIO Rottzy comin at cha!

I met Suave in the summer of '93 down in Bethany Beach, Delaware. Back then we were younger and thinner versions ourselves bustin our asses for the Famed "Mr D", the Doobie man at the Sea Colony beach resort. Also met the Booty Broker AJ, and Russ the Love Muscle down there.

Fond memories include: dipping Kodiak on the lifeguard stand, teaming up with Suave to beat the "NBA JAM Tournament Edition" arcade game utilizing The Spurs David Robinson and Dennis Rodman. Getting thrown out of the Paddock night club and sneaking back in, Joining up with Rob B and Jake to be a founding member of the notorious "Beer Can Bandits". Oh yeah and macking on many of the young co-ed lifeguards.

latest action
October 1, 2001.  The birth of Suavalicious.com
It all started here at the Jersey Office.  CIO Rottzi launched the bomb ass site which has grown into a world renowned arsenal of babes, tastelss humor, and unparalleled drunken irresponsibility.
Back in the day...
Rottzi and the Suaver used to lifeguard in Bethany Beach.  Along with AJ as their manager and Russ working the umbrella stand, this motley crew would tear it up nightly in Ocean City.  With all the sluts and booze, it's a miracle they made it to work at all. 
Vegas Baby, Vegas!  Super Bowl 2002
Leave the women and children at home!  Casinos to stripclubs - Rottzi, Suaver, and Perry rolled deeep!
Making money at the Reston Office...
All work and no play.  Yeah, right!  When you mix beers and football, Rottz and AJ are sure to end up gambling.

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