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While a volunteer for Delaware State Police D.U.I. Training,
Suave blew a .27 BAC. On the ride back home, with Big
Daddy G and Roberto
passed out in the back seat, the man in blue made a stop at a local police
department. Suaver then proceeded to get on the CB radio and tell all the
piggies: "The Old Suave is back, don't fuck with the Old Suave!" As
you may have figured, this wasn't common practice on the police radio. To
make sure all the coppers were alright, they had to do a 'roll call' with
their status and positions. Unfortunately, Team Suave wasn't asked back the
following year.
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Ferrari shopping with the Suavefather
With a car like this you could direspect 100 Brazilian
models. In the classic Suavalicious style, we take you on a tour of this
60 MILLION DOLLAR garage. Ride along with Suave as he rolls thru the showroom
in board shorts and a t-shirt. 
Hi Speed
Lo
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Suave gets laid [out] at DC NiteClub Nation
Cute little hula girls were grabbin the jammy all night, but Suave got
tossed once the Jack Daniels took over.
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Suave parties with Playboy's Miss October!
Playmate Stephanie
Heinrich didn't miss the opportunity to throw down a couple Pilsner's with
the self-proclaimed playboy at McFaddens
in DC.
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Tearin it up in Tijuana....
What can you say... bad things happen in TJ. Kobe and the Suaver got
shitrocked south of the border. Suave got his chain stolen by a stripper. Kobe
pulled a party foul when he puked while getting a BJ from a shady Latina
honey. Only in Mexico!
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Suave gets Molested by Hooters Co-Eds
While patroning the local family establishment (more commonly known as
Hooters), the Suaver and company were kidnapped and sexually assaulted by
several Hooters girls! One witness remarked, "It all turned bad when they
decided to bring out the broomstick."
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Suavalicious World Tour
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Vegas Baby,
Vegas!!!
High-Rollin all over Sin City. Take a journey on this wild
Vegas ride!
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In Suave We Trust!
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