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From: THE DON Subject: My S.A.Q. PASSING OUT WHILE GETTING HEAD AND THEN COMING TO AND THEN PASSOUT AGAIN WHILE HITTING IT FROM THE BACK AND SHE DON'T NOTICE, CAUSE YOU HAD LIQUID STAMINA GOING BEFORE YOU DEPARTED REALITY.  LOW SCORE DUE TO THE FACT THAT MOST QUES. REFER TO BEER DRINKING I'M NOT A BEER DRINKER, BUT HENESSY, E.J., MALIBU RUM, ALAZAY IS MY STUFF SO YOU DON'T PULL A PARTY FOUL AND PISS OUT ALL THE STUFF YOU SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON, NOW THAT WHOULD JUST BE DUMB.

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DISCLAIMER: The agents and associates featured on this site are trained professionals. Please do not think that you can hang... you'll only get hurt! True measure of alcholism... We hand-picked a team of alcoholics and other social deviants to develop a the ultimate test for alcoholism. Find out how your Suavalicious Alcoholism Quotient (S.A.Q.®) compares with the party animals of Suavalicious.com The Suavalicious Alcoholic Test Yes No 1. Have you ever had a drink before 7 AM? 2. Have you ever been drinking until 7 AM? 3. Have you ever done a 30 second keg-stand? 4. Have you ever done 12 beer-bongs in one night? 5. Have you ever had a drink while taking a shower? 6. Have you ever had a drink while driving a car? 7. Have you ever gotten wasted and crashed your car? 8. Have you ever gotten wasted and crashed someone else's car? 9. Have you blacked out more than 12 times in your life? 10. Have you ever blacked out and woken up in a strange bed? 11. Have you ever blacked out and woken up bloody? 12. Have you ever blacked out and woken up in a health or police facility? 13. Have you ever blacked out and forgot you drove your car? 14. Have you ever gotten wasted and gotten in a fight? 15. Have you ever gotten wasted and passed out in a bar? 16. Have you ever gotten wasted and thrown out of a bar? 17. Have you ever gotten wasted and puked in a bar? 18. Have you ever gotten wasted and puked in a car? 19. Have you ever gotten wasted and puked in your own car? 20. Have you ever passed out and been written on? 21. Have you ever passed out on concrete or asphalt? 22. Have you ever drank for 24 hours in a row? 23. Have you ever gotten completely wasted for 14 days straight? 24. Have you ever gotten wasted and pissed on yourself, someone else, appliances, electronics, or furniture? 25. Have you ever refused to take a breathalizer? 26. Have you ever passed out during sex? Your Suavalicious Alcohol Quotient is 0-10 points LOSER! Stay in the library! You shouldn't have even taken this test. Just go here. 11-25 points 2 Beer Queer You are a fucking biotch. Keep tryin for true alcoholism. 26-39 points Freelance You can party once in a while, but you are definitely not a reliable player. 40-49 points Amateur You've got some fight, but you still can't scrap with the big dogs. 50-59 points Novice Respectable. On the right path to problem drinking. 60-69 points Semi-Pro You take your drinking seriously, always geared up and ready to play. 70-79 points Professional Any attempt at outdrinking you is an effort in futility. 80-89 points All-Star Your liver is more fierce than a coked-up Mike Tyson. >90 points Hall of Famer What we all attempt to live up to. You make us proud to be called alcoholics!

 

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