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P- Funk

Vital Stats...

College: University of Delaware
Fraterninty: Sigma Chi
Hero: Jimmy Hoffa
Hood: Southampton, NY

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Stripclub: The Crazy Horse
Casino: Wild Wild West
Team: Chicago Bears
Car: Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Beer: Guinness
Drink: Jack on the rocks

 

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While a volunteer for Delaware State Police D.U.I. Training, Suave blew a .27 BAC. On the ride back home, with Big Daddy G and Roberto passed out in the back seat, the man in blue made a stop at a local police department. Suaver then proceeded to get on the CB radio and tell all the piggies: "The Old Suave is back, don't fuck with the Old Suave!" As you may have figured, this wasn't common practice on the police radio. To make sure all the coppers were alright, they had to do a 'roll call' with their status and positions. Unfortunately, Team Suave wasn't asked back the following year.

latest action
Virgin No More.... (original email from P-Funk)
Hello All!! No longer am I a virgin to the fly, my first fish at 5:45pm.  Thursday, October 9, in the year of our Lord 2003!!!!!!!! 27" striped bass
Bringin in the New Year with Babes and Booze
Perry got behind the bar to make some drinks and grabs some boota from the hotty bartenders...

FatGorilla Entertainment Group launches it's latest media overtaking... Built around a sinister, creative, and abstract philosophy towards filmmaking, Red Light Cinema's mind-bending tales are poised to set the benchmark for the next generation of indie films.

   

 
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