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Sandaz
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Vital Stats... College: University of Delaware
Fraterninty: Sigma Chi
Hood: Philadelphia
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Pimp Weapon: size 12 shoe
Pimp Spot: Old City, Philly
Beer: Olde English 64oz.
Drink: Alize, Hennessey
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Wassup playa!? You still livin large in yo Size 18
Alligator skin boots? The only thing I love more than Alligator skin
boots is the sound of an alligator skin boot slappin a ho that short changed
me 50 cents. It has a very distinctive, refined "WHAP!" sound
that hollas "True Pimp Class." Know what I'm sayin brotha?
A slap with any other type boot just isn't the same. So peace
out, keep slappin and make sho yo hoe be reconizzin!
Stab Master X
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America
Online declares that Sandaz is #1
Droppin hoes like dominos... Sandaz name is known on street cornas, bedrooms,
and fish markets the world over. Now AOL has given him the top spot to let all
know that the Sand Pimp is the top dawg when it comes to steady pimpin! So
bitch, check yoself and gimme ma mothafuckin dollars!
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Sandman conquers the Beer Pong table
Winter break and only 4 drunkards left on campus- Sandy, Suaver, Roberto,
and Ted Smo. All banged up and Sandman decided to do a victory table
dance. The celebration didn't last long as Sandy split the table in two
and emphatically declared: "Christmas is over!"
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Beware of the Boron!
Sandy's badass cat is an endangerment to all other species. One
morning, after a Suave-Scotty-Sandman 24-hour drinking binge, and the
inaugural "Fairfield Open," Boris and the Smokebomb came home with
a toy, smacking around a pigeon like they were playing badmitton.
The carnage was beautiful.
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Holy Shiznit! Those are some tig 'ol bittiess!
Pimpin Philly style! When Suave saw the size of these mammaries, he
had to get a closer look. Sandman always on the lookout to get more
girlies to work the streets. A couple of drinks and by the end of the
night they were turning tricks and
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Sandy picks up on Mullet Chicks!
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Get your pimp on!

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