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Andy
Milonakis - Scotty's Favorite Rapper
The self-proclaimed rat-bastard! As you would expect, dropping a
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new freestyle, gettin funky like a junkie! Buckle your seat
belts. This kid spits rhymes, blows lines, drinks Crystal, and talks mad
shizzy to his pops. So take a frying pan and smack him with it.
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Scotty Caught Buying Sex on Camera!
Damn Scotty!!!! Sure, there's nothing wrong with paying for sex,
but.... Jesus Christ, man! Have some friggin dignity. That bitch
must weigh 400 pounds. Can't you pick a better chick than
Aunt-Fucking-Jemima? Luckily Suaver was on stakeout and caught Scotty
getting more than he could possibly bargain for.
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Scotty & Co. get thrown out of the US Open
There wasn't much rowdiness at Flushing Meadows until Scotty, Suaver, and
Slatz showed up. Scotty dumped 2 beers on some dickhead who kept
bitching about "tennis etiquette". Needless to say,
middle-aged men don't make the best wet-t shirt contestants!
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Down the Hatch, but not Down and Out
Scotty and the Suavedad ventured into Greenwich
Village's famed sports bar. 17 bucks for 3 pitchers and all you can eat
wings. Not nearly enough! Some 8 or 9 or 10 pitchers later we were
shitwrecked and out 5 large on College Football games. Next up: G-bong
shopping at K-Mart and Suaver making drinks at Solas!
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Pounding Heinekens on the TGV...
Paris to Brussels to Amsterdam, wasted worldwide.
Scotty, Suave, and Slatz boozed thru Europe.
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Suavalicious World Tour
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Park City, Baby!!!
New Year's 2004
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the 2-point conversion!
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Rap Battle