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Vital Stats... Alias: Mr. Bean
College: University of Delaware
Hero: Jimmy Buffett
Fraterninty: Sigma Chi
Hood: Hoboken, New Jersey
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Favorites...
Stripclub: Choo-Choo's
Casino: San Remo, Las Vegas
Team: Chicago Bears
Car: Ferrari 360 Modena
Beer: Cold and Cheap
Liquor: Bombay Sapphire
Shots: Jose Cuervo
Bar: Three A's, Hoboken
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While a volunteer for Delaware State Police D.U.I. Training,
Suave blew a .27 BAC. On the ride back home, with Big
Daddy G and Roberto
passed out in the back seat, the man in blue made a stop at a local police
department. Suaver then proceeded to get on the CB radio and tell all the
piggies: "The Old Suave is back, don't fuck with the Old Suave!" As
you may have figured, this wasn't common practice on the police radio. To
make sure all the coppers were alright, they had to do a 'roll call' with
their status and positions. Unfortunately, Team Suave wasn't asked back the
following year.
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Suavalicious World Tour goes to Europe...
You have absoutely no fucking idea!!!! In Paris we theatened a would-be mugger
with his life, douced a chick with a full beer and partied our asses off at
the Louvre!! Got tore up on the TGV and drank almost every beer in Brussels.
As for Amsterdam.... you can only imagine! 
Foto Album 
World Tour
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With an impromptu cheerleading display at FedEX Field, AJ took
football inspiration to new heights. Falling off the chair- fully drunk and
half naked, Skins loyalty at it's absolute best. Dan Snyder decided to
utlilize AJ in combatting those damn Eagles fans.
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Get your Mothafuckin C-Walk on...
Representing for the West Side, The
Sarge gets his walk on, Diego style... and a little drunk style. Suave
scores the action while the beach babe drops a beat.
 Wasted
Diego Crip Walk
Sunset
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Suavalicious World Tour...
You have absoutely no fucking idea!!!! In Paris we theatened a would-be mugger
with his life, douced a chick with a full beer and partied our asses off at
the Louvre!! Got tore up on the TGV and drank almost every beer in Brussels.
As for Amsterdam.... you can only imagine!
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Tearin it up in Tijuana....
What can you say... bad things happen in TJ. Kobe and the Suaver got
shitrocked south of the border. Suave was busy making out with strippers at
Madona's, then he noticed that his gold chain was stolen.After Suave got his
gold chain stolen by a stripper.
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Suavalicious World Tour
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Vegas Baby,
Vegas!!!
High-Rollin all over Sin City. Take a journey on this wild
Vegas ride!
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pissin her pants!
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