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Beef Stu

Vital Stats...

Alias: Stubacca
College: University of Delaware
Fraterninty: Sigma Chi
Hero: Jake Busey
Hood: Somewhere, New Jersey

Favorites...
Stripclub: Flashdancers, NYC
Team: Philadelphia Eagles
Beer: Guinness
Shot: liquid soap
Drink: anything with Tabasco

 

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Wex's infamous ass-dive
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12.19.2001 - Stu becomes an Ass.

Dear Beef Stu:

After an outstanding suavalicious performance you were immediatey reviewed for approval and sentenced as a Suavalicious Associate. To you we bestow the honor of our partner in crime and crazy Ass. Your status is contingent on your desire to have a great f'in time, drink lots of booze, and your excitement about prostitutes. Wear this title well as you continue your journey into this bizzaro world.

Stu, your works on 10 Steps to Not Ending Up a Bloody Mess at the End of a Night of Heavy Drinking and Power Hour Explanation are an example of the standard we hold sacred at Suavalicious. Live and uphold the words spoken by a wise man, "It's the nick-nack patty wack, I still got the biggest sack..."

Sincerely,
Suave

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Pimpin Hos at University of Delaware!
Old Skool Baby!  Celebrating the oldest profession, pizzimpin hizzos.  Plenty of hos to go round and enough booze to make em act like high class hookers.  Truth is, they were just a bunch of college chicks that turn tricks for fun.  No charge for these sluts, just give em a little booze and let the party start!
Stu and Suave roll deep in the District!
Beef Stu was in the district on a little business.  The biznass of mackin and prophalactin.  The night was filled with babes and booze before Stu ended up face down on Georgetown's famed M Street.  
Stu gets down and dirty with the Hawgs!
Hawgin had new meaning when Stu came down to DC for a rainy and rowdy Sunday rooting for the Skins!

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