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Suavalicious.com FAQ
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Q: Umm...What the Fuck is this "Suavalicious"?
A: Suavalicious is the brainchild of Kaveh Saberi. The website is here to
promote the lifestyle of Suavalicious. A laid back attitude filled with
visions of beer, babes and good times.
Q: How did you get the website to look so phat!?
A: Agent Rottz (the one man web development powerhouse) was commissioned to
hook up the site. Tools used in the making of Suavalicious.com: UltraEdit
Professional 7.0, Adobe
Photoshop 6.0, FTP
Pro & Nadger.
Q: C'mon Rottz, you couldn't have written all this code, could ya have?
A: I created all the HTML code and graphics. We use freeware PERL scripts
from CGI Resources
for the chat widget, poll and banner rotator. The cool bitmap font is
courtesy of 04. The badass
dropdown menu is called HierMenus.
Q: What do you do with my email address when I sign up for the newsletter?
A: Your email address will remain strictly in possession of Suavalicious.com.
Rest assured, your address will never be sold or transferred.
Q: How tall is Suave?
A: The Suavefather is 6'5".
Q: This site looks kinda shitty in Netscape. What gives?
A: You are right to a point. Suavalicious can still be viewed with the
exception of the scroll area on the main page. According to BrowserNews, 82%
of surfers now use IE 4 and above. We are not wasting unnecessary time making
small adjustments in code to make this site cross-browser compatible. Go get
the best browser on the market: Internet
Explorer 6
Q: What happens when the Suaver drinks Jack Daniels?
A: Two words- BAD NEWS!
Q: What is Rottz's favorite flavor of Gatorade?
A: Grape (Figures).
Q: I want to be an agent, How can I be down?
A: You can't be an agent, not now, not ever. No. However, we have
Suavalicious Representatives all over the country. Send us some random
shit to become a notorious Suavalicious Accomplice.
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Ferrari shopping with the Suavefather
With a car like this you could direspect 100 Brazilian
models. In the classic Suavalicious style, we take you on a tour of this
60 MILLION DOLLAR garage. Ride along with Suave as he rolls thru the showroom
in board shorts and a t-shirt. 
Hi Speed
Lo
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With an impromptu cheerleading display at FedEX Field, AJ took
football inspiration to new heights. Falling off the chair- fully drunk and
half naked, Skins loyalty at it's absolute best. Dan Snyder decided to
utlilize AJ in combatting those damn Eagles fans.
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Get your Mothafuckin C-Walk on...
Representing for the West Side, The
Sarge gets his walk on, Diego style... and a little drunk style. Suave
scores the action while the beach babe drops a beat.
Wasted
Diego Crip Walk 
Sunset
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Suavalicious World Tour...
You have absoutely no fucking idea!!!! In Paris we theatened a would-be mugger
with his life, douced a chick with a full beer and partied our asses off at
the Louvre!! Got tore up on the TGV and drank almost every beer in Brussels.
As for Amsterdam.... you can only imagine!
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Tearin it up in Tijuana....
What can you say... bad things happen in TJ. Kobe and the Suaver got
shitrocked south of the border. Suave was busy making out with strippers at
Madona's, then he noticed that his gold chain was stolen.After Suave got his
gold chain stolen by a stripper.
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Suavalicious World Tour
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Vegas Baby,
Vegas!!!
High-Rollin all over Sin City. Take a journey on this wild
Vegas ride!
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Suave sings the blues!
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Sunset
Rap Battle