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2.02.2002 | 1:30pm | Mission
Vegas: Accomplished
We arrive in Sin City, hop in the limo and grab a drizzank. Then its off to the
compimentary suite at New York, NY for a 4 day party.
Black Jack/Roulette Tables| New York, NY Casino
:: Suave up $1700, mackin on a hot blonde from LA
:: Perry down $650, wasted drinkin rocket fuel (Gin
& Tonic) 2 at a time
:: Rottz up $900, layin numbers and colors like a
champ!
2.03.2002 | 8:30am | Super Bowl Sunday
Suave: "Yo P, where you goin?"
Perry: "Where do ya think, the fuckin tables."
Suave: "What time is it?"
Perry: "8:30"
Suave: "What time you gonna start drinking?"
Perry: "Heheh. 8:35"
еее Screwdrivers and Sam
Adams
1:30pm | MGM Grand - Hollywood Theatre
The fattest Super Bowl Party and biggest sportsbook in Las Vegas. Suaver hooked
it up VIP stlye with the fattest table in the joint- right in front of football
and Bud Girls. Rottzi was getting all kinds of free shit from answering Super
Bowl Trivia.
еее 24 oz. Bud Drafts
MGM Sports Book | Super Bowl XXXVI
:: Suave pulls $600, scorin heavy on the Pats as a
5:1 underdog
:: Perry drops $300, layin large on the over
:: Rottz drops $500, puttin big numbers on the Rams
across the board
10:30pm | Hard Rock Hotel
Our plan was to pimp some hizzos back to the Penthouse. Unfortunately, we were
too drunk and beligerent to successfully mack any chicas. I tried to pull the Swingers
move and get some honeys for an after-party while Perry was tryin to get some
action right in the casino. "You must think I'm a stripper", some
cocktail waitress told Perry when she shot him down.
еее Coronas, Sam Adams,
Tanqueray & Tonic, Red Bull & Vodka
Black Jack Tables | New York, NY / Hard Rock
:: Suave drops $1300, drinkin Jack and wastin loot 'til
8 AM
:: Perry drops $2000, rowdy drunk as usual and losin
his ass
:: Rottz pulls $1100, hittin easy on the tables and
hard on the bottle
2.04.2002 | 12:45pm | Hangover Monday
Suaver and Rottini stumble out of bed. Perry has already been drinking and
gambling for the past 3 hours.
еее Long Island Iced Teas,
Bloody Marys
10:00pm | Cheetah's Strip Club
Packed with hot little honeys that love to get crazy wild. The crew rolled in
like a million bucks. Some ridiculous blonde threw down Suave and ripped off his
silk shirt. Then, she shoved her tits in his face and yelled "Bite em, you
fuckin pussy!" Later, Suave smacked her on the ass so hard she almost fell
over. Perry was gamin on Serenity,a 18 year old piece of ass that
"loves to give blowjobs!" Meanwhile, Rottz was busy playin
"Poppy" for a nice little Latina from across the border.
еее Miller Lites, Jack and
Coke, 7 & 7s
Craps/Blackjack Tables | New York, NY / MGM Grand
:: Suave pulls $3100, no whammies on the craps table
:: Perry pulls $2800, rollin dice all night, earnin
for everyone
:: Rottz drops $700, no BJs today, thanks for playin!
2.05.2002 | 9:00am | Adios Las Vegas
Suave finally stops gambling, blowing the rest of his fatty roll at the MGM
Craps tables.
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