Codename Stouty:

¤Member since: 1993

Vital Stats:
¤Aliases:Stout, dj stouty
¤Age: 26
¤Favorite Stripclub:
Bare Essentials, A.C.
¤Sign: Aquarius
¤Greek Affiliate: SC
¤Undergrad: U of Delaware & Radford University
¤Resides: Alexandria, VA

The List:
¤Favorite Beer:
Pete's Wicked Ale
¤Favorite Liquor:
Captain Morgans
¤Favorite Lowball:
Godmother
¤Favorite Casino:
Hard Rock Casino
¤Favorite NFL Team:
Washington Redskins
¤Favorite Bar:
Madams Organ, DC
¤Soon-to-be Big Screen:
Sony 57" HDTV Widescreen

Email:
stouty@suavalicious
AOL:
IM mjstout22



Stouty and Suave - Case Race Champs!
Suave carried Stout's ass on the way to first place in the inaugural Big Brother Case Race. Stout was slightly off his game, but Suave played like an All-Star. Team Suave bitch slapped the competition the next 6 Case Races for a total of 7 consecutive victories.


Happy Hour 24-7
Stouty's Pub Open for Business
Tireless efforts at construction have since led way to tireless efforts at unparalled alcholism. The Stumble on Inn, achieved landmark status when AJ christened it with his patented stand-up drinking passout.
After 6 drinks   After 12 drinks


Stouty and Big Daddy flag Suave before midnight
In a pathetic display, the Suaver got way too shitbanged and Stouty had to cut Suave off from the bar. Big Daddy just looked on with disgust.



  Back in the day...
Suave carried Stout's ass on the way to a first place finish in the Case Race of Spring '95. No worry though, the team still won handily. FYI: Suave continued to carry his team to victory for 6 more consecutive times (until he was removed for monopolization).

  Stout's FatDaddy bar...
The Stoutmaster is building a ridiculous bar, fully equipped with enough beers on tap and liquour to make your head spin. As expected, AJ has already found a comfy spot behind the bar.
See the blueprint     Stouty's original Tiki bar (designed for Suave)

  Stout loves DC sports...
Don't wear opposing team jersey's in Stout's presence. Ask the Tim Couch fans, the Dominick Hasek fans, and the Jason Sehorn fans. Those are the guys that Stout's gone after this year alone!

FANS STOUTY DISSED IN 2001:
L  1 Dominic Hasek Fan at Sabers/Caps Game
L  2 Tim Couch Fans at Browns/Skins Game
L  4 Jason Sehorn Fans at Giants/Skins Game
L  4 Jason Sehorn Fans at Giants/Skins Game
L  1 Latrell Sprewell Fan at Knicks/Wizards Game
L  2 Kurt Angle Fans at WWF Raw is War in DC
L  1 Quincy Carter Fan at Cowboys/Skins Game
L  1 Jake Plummer Fan at Cards/Skins Game
L  3 Drew Bledsoe Fans at Patriots/Skins Game


Juicier than the sweet nectars of Georgia Poonan...

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Kodak moments:
Damn Knicks fans...
 See It
Watchin the Wiz...
 See It
Case 'o Stout
 See It
Case Race
Spring '95
 See It