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Codename Suave:
Vital Stats:
¤Aliases:
Suavefather, Cuervo
¤Big Screen:
55" Philips Projection
¤Greek Affiliate: SC
¤Skoolin: U of Delaware
¤Hood: Bethesda, MD
The List:
¤Favorite Stripclub:
Cheetah's, Las Vegas
¤Favorite Beer:
Molson Ice
¤Favorite Liquor:
Jack Daniels
¤Favorite Casino:
Hard Rock Hotel
¤Dream Car:
Ferrari 550 Maranello
¤Hero:
Snoop Dogg
¤NFL Team:
Chicago Bears
Email:
suave@suavalicious
AOL:
 k1saberi
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Ferrari shopping with the Suavefather!!!
With a car like this you could direspect 100 Brazilian models. In the classic Suavalicious style, we take you on a tour of this 60 MILLION DOLLAR garage. Ride along with Suave as he rolls thru the showroom in board shorts and a t-shirt.
Conxion:  Hi Speed Dial-Up
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Mad Cow Disease spreads on Halloween
Cows may not say moo, who cares! Moo on this: Suave's a Mad Cow, so shut the hell up! After yellin at several kids in costume, Suave bestowed the cow in his pants to any willing lingerie models.
 Suck it! Doggystyle! Dr. Liver
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Tearin it up in Tijuana....
What can you say... bad things happen in TJ. Kobe and the Suaver got shitrocked south of the border. Suave was busy making out with strippers at Madona's, then he noticed that his gold chain was stolen.After Suave got his gold chain stolen by a stripper.
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Back in the day...
While a volunteer for Delaware State Police D.U.I. Training, Suave blew a .27 BAC. On
the ride back home, with Big Daddy G and
Roberto passed out in the back seat, the man in blue made a stop at a local police department. Suaver
then proceeded to get on the CB radio and tell all the piggies: "The Old Suave is back, don't fuck with
the Old Suave!" As you may have figured, this wasn't common practice on the police radio. To make sure
all the coppers were alright, they had to do a 'roll call' with their status and positions. Unfortunately,
Team Suave wasn't asked back the following year.
At Stouty's wedding...
The Suavefather decided to go for a swim in the fountain.
Why does Suave hate the holidays?
The truth is, he doesn't really hate the holidays. He does, however, have a grievance with Columbus Day and
Thanksgiving. Why, you might ask. Don't ask Suave or he'll go off on a 2 hour tangent about the Spaniards,
Plymouth Rock, and who knows what else. In summary, Amerigo Vespucci discovered America, not Columbus. If
he did- we would all live in Columbus, just like the idiots in Ohio who also got fooled. As for Thanksgiving, it was a great
time when the Indians and Pilgrims got together and had a wonderful feast. WRONG! We all know how this one turned out...
Indian reservations and alcoholism.
3 things Suave does hate...
1. Spending time
2. Feelings
3. A LOW FUCKING SAC!
Love that chicken from Popeye's
The Suavedad knows how to treat his hizzos. Its always first-class when he takes his girl to the local Popeye's. The Suavefather
spares no expense when it comes to extra cajun rice or biscuits.
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Kodak moments:
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D.U.I. Training
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High rollin...
Vegas style
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International Suave
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