Codename Scotty: |
![]() Growing up on the West Side, Scotty knows what da streets is like. Truth of the matter is, it ain't all bad. There's alot you can learn, and Scottcito tells it like it is. Check out Scotty's Dope Pad for some life lessons you can only learn from Oakland to Sac-town. Scotty and Suaver would attend A.A. meetings just to feel better about themselves, not to mention get out of trouble with the Dean's Office. After a class, the two deviants could be heard yelling "We're not alcoholics- those guys are alcoholics!!", as they would tear ass out of the parking lot. Perhaps Scotty's favorite work (which he's never read), he would carry it all over campus. This is like the bible of Alcoholics Anonymous. The "Big Book of A.A." would work miracles whenever Scotty would bullshit a way out of class, papers, and even finals. Now that's worth a Pulitzer! One nice Spring day, Scotty and Suave went out to cruise around campus. Unfortunately, they were noticed by one of their alkie comrades as soon as they left. As they began to pull away from the famed Pencader K (Scotty's college pad), some construction guy starts running across the roof of an adjacent building. The dude began waving and hollering at his new A.A. buddies. This was definitely no good to impress the ladies, so Scotty navigated an escape while Suave high-tailed the 4runner out of alcoholic view. Odds are, the guy just wanted to get wasted- but fuck that, he was an alcoholic! |
Droppin bombs like Hiroshima... S|S|S|S|S|S|S|S|S|S|S ![]() ![]()
Scotty's Dream Ride | |||||||||||||