Codename Scotty:

¤Ass. since: 1995

Vital Stats:
¤Aliases: Scottcito, Cali
¤Greek Affiliate: SC
¤Skoolin: U of Delaware
¤Hood: East Village, NYC

The List:
¤Favorite Beer:
Miller Lite
¤Favorite Liquor:
Jack Daniels
¤Favorite Magazine:
TW Surf and Stance
¤Favorite Casino:
MGM Grand, NY, NY
¤Dream Car:
'62 Lincoln Continental
¤Hero:
Ernest Hemingway
¤NFL Team:
Who cares?




Email:
scotty@suavalicious
AOL:
IM arnett75



  Going Back to Cali...
Growing up on the West Side, Scotty knows what da streets is like. Truth of the matter is, it ain't all bad. There's alot you can learn, and Scottcito tells it like it is. Check out Scotty's Dope Pad for some life lessons you can only learn from Oakland to Sac-town.

  Back in the day...
Scotty and Suaver would attend A.A. meetings just to feel better about themselves, not to mention get out of trouble with the Dean's Office. After a class, the two deviants could be heard yelling "We're not alcoholics- those guys are alcoholics!!", as they would tear ass out of the parking lot.

  The Big Book...
Perhaps Scotty's favorite work (which he's never read), he would carry it all over campus. This is like the bible of Alcoholics Anonymous. The "Big Book of A.A." would work miracles whenever Scotty would bullshit a way out of class, papers, and even finals. Now that's worth a Pulitzer!

  The Getaway...
One nice Spring day, Scotty and Suave went out to cruise around campus. Unfortunately, they were noticed by one of their alkie comrades as soon as they left. As they began to pull away from the famed Pencader K (Scotty's college pad), some construction guy starts running across the roof of an adjacent building. The dude began waving and hollering at his new A.A. buddies. This was definitely no good to impress the ladies, so Scotty navigated an escape while Suave high-tailed the 4runner out of alcoholic view. Odds are, the guy just wanted to get wasted- but fuck that, he was an alcoholic!


Droppin bombs like Hiroshima...

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Kodak moments:
Livin la Vida Loca
 See It
West Side Playa
 See It
The Infamous Jeep
 See It





Scotty's Dream Ride