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12.19.2001 - Stu becomes an Ass.
Dear Beef Stu: After an outstanding suavalicious performance you were immediatey reviewed for approval and sentenced as a Suavalicious Associate. To you we bestow the honor of our partner in crime and crazy Ass. Your status is contingent on your desire to have a great f'in time, drink lots of booze, and your excitement about prostitutes. Wear this title well as you continue your journey into this bizzaro world. Stu, your works on 10 Steps to Not Ending Up a Bloody Mess at the End of a Night of Heavy Drinking and Power Hour Explanation are an example of the standard we hold sacred at Suavalicious. Live and uphold the words spoken by a wise man, "It's the nick-nack patty wack, I still got the biggest sack..." Sincerely, Suave
Stu takes The 2001 Triple Crown
Last year Stu stumbled thru Europe on his way to the Triple Crown of Breweries. He conquered the Guiness in Dublin and knocked over Heineken in Amsterdam. On the way he got lost in Luxembourg and was biking under the influence all over the Red Light District. When he was done his European conquest, Beef Stu brang it home to topple Yeungling in Pottsville, PA. |
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Like smokin crack with Marion Barry... $!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Fatty Sound Byte Stu's B.U.I.  :10Ya hungry? ... have some stew! 1. This Month's Stew 2. The "DO NOT" List 3. Power Hour 
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