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Hottest Piece of Ass!
46% Britney Spears
34% Jenna Jameson
20% fat Snapple chick
Suavalicious Green Room
Fatty Download$!
Shady Business...
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Test your alcoholism!
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Schwartzy.com ~ Blazin beats, babes, rhymes, and rhythm.
 Rap Battle
Steppin in shit
Good Ol Dayz
 Droppin Bombs
Lyrical master Schwartzy was fresh and live in the WHFS 99.1 studio, battlin his way to LA with Jamie Kenedy's Malibus Most Wanted.
See the HOT HOT HOT video from the Party at Nation!!!
As expected, the Playboy Party shook the house all the way down to it's foundation. Playboy Playmate Charis Boyle was struttin her fine assets while Mr. Greengenes rocked the stage and the roof. Rollin VIP style as usual... Team Suave partied all nite with blazin playmates fo shizzy.
   
Team Suave goes Hollywood at the Survivor Thailand Party!
Hollywood Big Man Jordan hooked it up fatty at CBS Studios in Television City. Suavedad and his right hand man shook the fault line as they got rowdy in typical Suavalicious fashion... Big Pimpin, LA Style.
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New Suavalicious Babe - Janice O' Connor
This buxom beauty doesn't mind breaking a sweat or messing up her hair. Janice loves to take it to the extreme! Name it and odds are this Irie Chick has already done it. She enjoys shredding waves, snow, dirt, asphalt .... and you, if you can be so lucky!
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Ferrari shopping with the Suavefather!!!
With a car like this you could direspect 100 Brazilian models. In the classic Suavalicious style, we take you on a tour of this 60 MILLION DOLLAR garage. Ride along with Suave as he rolls thru the showroom in board shorts and a t-shirt.
Conxion: Hi Speed Dial-Up
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AJ joins Redskins Cheerleading Squad
With an impromptu cheerleading display at FedEX Field, AJ took football inspiration to all new heights. Falling off the chair- fully drunk and half naked, Redskins loyalty has never been so appreciated. Dan Snyder decided to utlilize AJ in combatting those damn Eagles fans.
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Suave gets Molested by Hooters Co-Eds
While patroning the local family establishment (more commonly known as Hooters), the Suaver and company were kidnapped and sexually assaulted by several Hooters girls! One witness remarked, "It all turned bad when they decided to bring out the broomstick."
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Slatz and Scotty
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Suavalicious World Tour...
You have absoutely no fucking idea!!!! In Paris we theatened a would-be mugger with his life, douced a chick with a full beer and partied our asses off at the Louvre!! Got tore up on the TGV and drank almost every beer in Brussels. As for Amsterdam.... you can only imagine!
 Jumping the Seine!
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Suavalicious Racing Circuit
Race V is still in negotiations... After gaining yet another victory, AJ has been on a strict training regimen of boozing to excess.
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Show us your Suavalicious!
Sport your Suave Gear, make your own, or bear nothing at all. Regardless, show us
some enthusiasm for your 15 minutes of fame... suavalicious style!
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Red Light Cinema ~ Independent Film Production
FatGorilla Entertainment Group launches it's latest media overtaking... Built around a sinister, creative, and abstract philosophy towards filmmaking, Red Light Cinema's mind-bending tales are poised to set the benchmark for the next generation of independent films.
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tastier than a 300 lb. Girl Scout...
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Suavalicious World Tour
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06.24
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Las Vegas |
06.26
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Boston |
06.28
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Washington |
06.29
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Milwaukee |
06.30
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NYC |
07.31
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San Diego |
TBA
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Vancouver |
TBA
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Panama |
TBA
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Babe of the Month
see the trailer
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Los tells it like it is
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Baconlicious!
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"The Pork Side"
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On the Prowl
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Stu's B.U.I.
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Vegas Baby, Vegas!!!
High-Rollin all over Sin City. Take a journey on the wild Vegas ride!
recent suavalicious.poll
42% hit it doggystyle
39% ride 'em cowgirl
18% put her in the buck
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Hottest Piece of Ass!
Sunset
After 6 drinks
After 12 drinks
Jumping the Seine!
