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Power Hour Explained - by STU Drunken scale: NNN (out of 5) Beer consumed: 4 - 6 if done properly and you don't puke As a veteran of weekly power hours for 4 and a half years, I will now debunk the mystery of the "Power Hour." What is there to explain? All right people, here it is: you drink a shot of beer every minute for an hour. Got it? If not, give me your address so I can come to your house and hit you in the head with a tact hammer, because you are a moron. Now, with all the pleasantries aside, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. First, you're gonna want cheap beer for this one. Guinness is definitely a no no: you'll end up so bloated, you'll look like you swallowed a keg. So go with good ole Beast or Natty Light, because you'll be drinking about a six-pack in an hour. Now, go get a big shot glass; not some dinky "Hello From the Bahamas" shot glass. Next, one essential thing that you will need is an accurate timer of some sort. I've seen people make an hour long tape with a different song every minute, so when the song changes, everyone drinks. In my opinion, this is way too much work to get fucked up. Anyway, just get a watch or an alternate timepiece and someone who can tell time. If you can't find someone who can tell time… well, see the above-mentioned statement about the tack hammer. Now that you have a reliable timer (this should not include people who have recently come out of drinking retirement because, in all reality, they will be unconscious on the floor in about half an hour), begin the Power Hour with the traditional toast: "To Boobies!" Fill the shot glass to the very top and keep drinkin'. On to the hardest minute: the dreaded 40th minute. By this time, you should have had around four beers and all the carbonation and extra air from shouting, "Drink!" has built up to a bursting point. So you have two choices: puke or burp. Now be a man, let out a humongous belch and you'll be well on your way to having a great night or ending up in the drunk tank. Enjoy. |
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Suavalicious fashion is gonna drop the smooth "Big Daddy" shirt in the spring line. Blaze it for some pimp action status. ...................................... Ya still hungry? ... have more stew! 1. This Month's Stew 2. The "DO NOT" List 3. Power Hour 
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