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The Real S.A.T.
"C'mon you motherfuckers, you can't drink...."
Suave kept yelling at the cops, "you fuckin pussies." That was how it began, rippin it down old skool - 409 Pencader K with Scotty and Suaver. As you may expect: there were a shitload of cops, counselors, AA meetings, and University officials before they weaseled out of this one. That was how The Michigan Alcoholism Screening Test (MAST) came in to play. This was the easiest test in all of College, Scottcito pulled a 26 and Suavicimo scored a 21. Check it out and see if you can step to the Suavalicious.

 

Michigan Alcohol Screening Test

 Yes No
1 Do you feel you are a normal drinker?
2 Have you ever awakened the morning after some drinking the night before and found that you could not remember part of the evening before?
3 Does your spouse or your parents ever worry or complain about your drinking?
4 Can you stop drinking without a struggle after one or two drinks?
5 Do you ever feel bad about your drinking?
6 Do your friends or relatives think that you are a normal drinker?
7 Are you always able to stop drinking when you want to?
8 Have you ever attended a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous?
9 Have you gotten into fights while drinking?
10 Has drinking ever created problems with you and your spouse?
11 Has your spouse or other family member ever gone to anyone for help about your drinking?
12 Have you ever lost friends or girlfriends/boyfriends because of your drinking?
13 Have you ever gotten into trouble at work because of drinking?
14 Have you ever lost a job because of drinking?
15 Have you neglected your obligations, your family or your work for 2 or more days in a row because of drinking?
16 Do you ever drink before noon?
17 Have you ever been told you have liver trouble or cirrhosis?
18 Have you ever had Delerium Tremens (DT's), severe shakes, heard voices, or seen things that weren't there after heavy drinking?
19 Have you ever gone to anyone for help about your drinking?
20 Have you ever been in a hospital because of your drinking?
21 Have you ever been a patient in a psychiatric hospital or on a psychiatric ward of a general hospital where drinking was part of the problem?
22 Have you ever been seen at a psychiatric or mental health clinic or gone to a doctor, social worker, or clergy for help with an emotional problem in which drinking had played a part?
23 Have you ever been arrested, even for a few hours, because of drunk behavior?
24 Have you ever been arrested for drunk driving or driving after drinking?

Your Alcohol Addiction Score is

0-3 points Normal range, low risk. If you are still concerned that you may have a problem with alcohol, conatact your doctor.
4-9 points High risk for problem drinking. Addiction to alcohol is likely. Contact your doctor for help.
> 10 points Alcoholism. Contact your doctor for help. You've got problems, find out your S.A.Q.®


Take the Suavalicious Alcoholism Test for your true alcoholic score. See how your Suavalicious Alcohol Quotient (S.A.Q.®) stacks up against Team Suave.



One of the most widely used measures for assessing alcohol abuse. The M.A.S.T. is a 25-item questionnaire designed to provide a rapid and effective screening for lifetime alcohol-related problems and alcoholism. The MAST, which can be used in either a paper-and-pencil or interview format, has been productively used in a variety of settings with varied populations.