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Academic life at Universitas Suavalicious is pretty fucking ridiculous. Standards are low, booze is prevalent, and it's going to take a lot of partying to avoid reaching your goals. Don't worry — we're ready to assist you in partying your fucking ass off! We will provide an array of services and answers to many of your needs as an absolute drunkard, drug connoisseur, and booty extraordinaire.

We are committed to make sure you exorbitantly waste your parent's hard earned dollars. The formal education we provide you will do absolutely nothing for you in the real world. Indulgence in boozing, blazing, and booty will make you a much greater person and not just another ordinary asshole.

A wise man once said, "I got bitches in the livin room gettin it on,and they ain't leavin til 6 in the mornin." Appreciate this motto as one of the greater truths in life. Party with a grip of bitches till noon! Take it to the extreme. Unless you're an idiot you can still get your degree. Then get a job on Wall Street and piss on everyone who acted like a total bitch. Take care in knowing that college is the best time in your life, so exploit it for all it's worth.

You're at a unique time to party relentlessly and irresponsibly. The next 5 or 6 years will teach you many valuable life lessons. The most important of which is to enjoy life to the fullest. Half the shit we teach has no practical need, taught by narrow-minded academians. So party all you can, just don't touch a train or fall out a window in your drunken stooper.

We've seen a lot of students come through Suavalicious University. Some bitch and moan, others like to party! Don't be one of those people who watches life pass by. Party like you're in College! Get fucked up and have fun. Make a ton of friends, graduate and make a million bucks.

Take advantage of the best years of your life by observing it from a distorted vision- complete with barbecues, beer, booze, buds, bongs, and babes.




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		Academic life at Universitas Suavalicious is pretty fucking ridiculous. Standards are low, booze is prevalent, and it's going to take a lot of partying to avoid reaching your goals. Don't worry — we're ready to assist you in partying your fucking ass off! We will provide an array of services and answers to many of your needs as an absolute drunkard, drug connoisseur, and booty extraordinaire. We are committed to make sure you exorbitantly waste your parent's hard earned dollars. The formal education we provide you will do absolutely nothing for you in the real world. Indulgence in boozing, blazing, and booty will make you a much greater person and not just another ordinary asshole. A wise man once said, "I got bitches in the livin room gettin it on,and they ain't leavin til 6 in the mornin." Appreciate this motto as one of the greater truths in life. Party with a grip of bitches till noon! Take it to the extreme. Unless you're an idiot you can still get your degree. Then get a job on Wall Street and piss on everyone who acted like a total bitch. Take care in knowing that college is the best time in your life, so exploit it for all it's worth. You're at a unique time to party relentlessly and irresponsibly. The next 5 or 6 years will teach you many valuable life lessons. The most important of which is to enjoy life to the fullest. Half the shit we teach has no practical need, taught by narrow-minded academians. So party all you can, just don't touch a train or fall out a window in your drunken stooper. We've seen a lot of students come through Suavalicious University. Some bitch and moan, others like to party! Don't be one of those people who watches life pass by. Party like you're in College! Get fucked up and have fun. Make a ton of friends, graduate and make a million bucks. Take advantage of the best years of your life by observing it from a distorted vision- complete with barbecues, beer, booze, buds, bongs, and babes.
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