Pimpin on the strip...


Cash Money Millionaire!


Chillin with Raiderettes!!!!


Callin some hizzos...


Bling-bling to da bank


Rollin thru the casino...


Biotch on tha slots...


What a clown!


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Vegas Diary #1

Februrary 2002 - Super Bowl XXXVI Weekend
Playaz: Suavedad, Rottzi, P-Funk
Casinos: New York, NY, MGM Grand, Hard Rock Hotel

2.02.2002
1:30pm | Mission Vegas: Accomplished
We arrive in Sin City, hop in the limo and grab a drizzank. Then its off to the compimentary suite at New York, NY for a 4 day party.
ممم Johnny Walker Black, on the rocks

Black Jack/Roulette Tables| New York, NY Casino
:: Suave up $1700, mackin on a hot blonde from LA
:: Perry down $650, wasted drinkin rocket fuel (Gin & Tonic) 2 at a time
:: Rottz up $900, layin numbers and colors like a champ!


2.03.2002
8:30am | Super Bowl Sunday
  Suave: "Yo P, where you goin?"
  Perry: "Where do ya think, the fuckin tables."
  Suave: "What time is it?"
  Perry: "8:30"
  Suave: "What time you gonna start drinking?"
  Perry: "Heheh. 8:35"
ممم Screwdrivers and Sam Adams

1:30pm | MGM Grand - Hollywood Theatre
The fattest Super Bowl Party and biggest sportsbook in Las Vegas. Suaver hooked it up VIP stlye with the fattest table in the joint- right in front of football and Bud Girls. Rottzi was getting all kinds of free shit from answering Super Bowl Trivia.
ممم 24 oz. Bud Drafts

MGM Sports Book | Super Bowl XXXVI
:: Suave pulls $600, scorin heavy on the Pats as a 5:1 underdog
:: Perry drops $300, layin large on the over
:: Rottz drops $500, puttin big numbers on the Rams across the board

10:30pm | Hard Rock Hotel
Our plan was to pimp some hizzos back to the Penthouse. Unfortunately, we were too drunk and beligerent to successfully mack any chicas. I tried to pull the Swingers move and get some honeys for an after-party while Perry was tryin to get some action right in the casino. "You must think I'm a stripper", some cocktail waitress told Perry when she shot him down.
ممم Coronas, Sam Adams, Tanqueray & Tonic, Red Bull & Vodka

Black Jack Tables | New York, NY / Hard Rock
:: Suave drops $1300, drinkin Jack and wastin loot 'til 8 AM
:: Perry drops $2000, rowdy drunk as usual and losin his ass
:: Rottz pulls $1100, hittin easy on the tables and hard on the bottle

2.04.2002
12:45pm | Hangover Monday
Suaver and Rottini stumble out of bed. Perry has already been drinking and gambling for the past 3 hours.
ممم Long Island Iced Teas, Bloody Marys

10:00pm | Cheetah's Strip Club
Packed with hot little honeys that love to get crazy wild. The crew rolled in like a million bucks. Some ridiculous blonde threw down Suave and ripped off his silk shirt. Then, she shoved her tits in his face and yelled "Bite em, you fuckin pussy!" Later, Suave smacked her on the ass so hard she almost fell over. Perry was gamin on Serenity,a 18 year old piece of ass that "loves to give blowjobs!" Meanwhile, Rottz was busy playin "Poppy" for a nice little Latina from across the border.
ممم Miller Lites, Jack and Coke, 7 & 7s

Craps/Blackjack Tables | New York, NY / MGM Grand
:: Suave pulls $3100, no whammies on the craps table
:: Perry pulls $2800, rollin dice all night, earnin for everyone
:: Rottz drops $700, no BJs today, thanks for playin!

2.05.2002
9:00am | Adios Las Vegas
Suave finally stops gambling, blowing the rest of his fatty roll at the MGM Craps tables.